What do I like to do when I want to procrastinate from homework? Blog, of course!
But seriously, Jan Term should be simple. It is only one class for 3 weeks. Mine should be even easier because we only meet in class on Thursdays and Fridays. Boyyyy was I wrong. This is a 400 level comm class, and it is no joke. My break activities of sleeping, baking, eating what I baked, sleeping again and occasionally showering and putting on something other than nasty sweats I have had since the 6th grade definitely did NOT prepare me for the abundance of hard, time-consuming work I would need to do. Even though I am a comm major, this Rhetoric of War class is hard for me. The concepts are foreign and complex ,and although I hate to admit it, when something does not come easily to me, I kind of get pissed and give up. I know that is like a really bad trait, but I hate having to spend more than like a half hour on homework. Anything longer than 30 minutes and I get bored, frustrated, and on the verge of quitting school… which makes me wonder what in the heck I smoked when I thought it would be a good idea to take the practice GRE.
Let’s review. I don’t like spending a crap ton of time on out of class work. I don’t really now how to study. And I would rather be checking my twitter feed than sharpening my academic skills. Yep, grad school sounds like the perfect choice for me. More time in school. Just what I dream about.
I am kidding. Grad school sounds like a terror. And to get into the grad school I want would require some GRE prep. hahahahah. If it isn’t stalking Ryan Gosling or online fashion blog reading, I am not interested. UGH. Why can’t someone just recognize my funny yet smart-assy personality and make me famous. Don’t tell me I couldn’t entertain as well as the facking Kardashians. PUH-LEASE.
*if anyone in the entertainment world reads my blog, give me a chance. seriously. school is for losers.
** if said entertainment person is Lena Dunham, Tina Fey or Andy Cohen, I’ll freaking clean your toilets with a toothbrush just to get out of North Manny and merely be in your presence. TAKE A CHANCE ON ME. YOUR TOILETS WILL BE SO SPOTLESS.